Re: MFM Joker Corner
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:59 pm
by badrol
chindian wrote:Scream during Orgasms of Different Types of Women
1. The Optimist - " Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
2. The Pessimist - " Ahh ..... Oh No, Oh No, Oh No ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
3. The Confused - " Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
4. The Traveler - " Ahh ..... I'm coming, I'm coming ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
5. The Religious - " Ahh ..... Oh God, Oh God..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
6. The Needy - " Ahh ..... More, More, More..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
7. The Beggar - " Ahh ..... Please ..... Please ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
8. The Submariner - " Ahh ..... Ohhhh ..... Deeper ..... Go DEEPER..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
9. The Sports woman - " Ahh ..... Faster ..... Faster ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
10. The Mimicry artist - " Ahh ..... Shhhhh ..... Hsssss ..... Shhhhh ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
11. The Dutiful Daughter - " Ahh ..... Oooh maaaa ..... Oooh maaaa ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
12. The Wrestler - " Ahh ..... Hold me tight ..... Rougher ..... Harder ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
13. The Murderer - " Ahh ..... I am going to cum ..... Ahh ..... If you cum before me, I'll kill you ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "
should add "the pro" - Ahhh...done arrr why no feeling?
Re: MFM Joker Corner
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:29 pm
by chindian
No offence meant bros...
Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai .
"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China ?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied.
"Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai ?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China , our people are scattered everywhere..."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea"
Re: MFM Joker Corner
Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 3:35 pm
by kissnight
Re: MFM Joker Corner
Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 3:37 pm
by kissnight
Re: MFM Joker Corner
Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 3:43 pm
by kissnight
Cardiologist's Funeral A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynaecologist.
The vicar fainted.
Re: MFM Joker Corner
Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 4:23 pm
by kissnight
The latest amendments and additions to the Oxford DictionariesSex is"Duty", if done with your Wife
"Art", if done with your Lover
"Education", if done with a Virgin
"Business Transaction", if done with a Prostitute
"Social Work", if done with a Divorcée
"Charity", if done with a Widow and
"Sacrifice", if done with your own hands.
Re: MFM Joker Corner
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:41 pm
by kissnight
CUCUMBER, OLIVE and PENISA cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
Re: MFM Joker Corner
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:43 pm
by kissnight
AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMSA Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in, thefriendly Aussie neighbour decides togo across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees theChinese man running around his frontyard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's bum.
The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit on you.'
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs.'
'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.'
'Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man, 'He say to become true Australian, I learn to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bull-shit.'
