MFM Official Tok Kok thread

[singawon]

Kok is not dead but go into 6.30 mode. Will come alive and salute in a 9 O'clock mode when saw wawa.

That as good as a dead corpse, mine anytimes any times you want....

[moeyhc]

Brother,

We are allowed to Tok Kok only and not Advertise.... Admin may charge a fee for Advertisement... Moreover we are not interested in your time service...

[ace]

...mine anytimes any times you want....

So you don't mind performing a demostration for us at the next GG of your ability?

I'm sure SOSweet and others will be in attendence to verify.

[Joey]

woah....the stories went too far i guess...hmmm...

[SOSweet]

O.K. confirmed. We got 2 performers in the next SGP GG (date to be fixed). Bro Jag will show us his ''good in hand job'' beside the usual beer gulch ability and bro singawon will show us his (kok) (?) ''anytime'' on top of beautifying the window (the GG place got windon meh ?).

[moeyhc]

You better make sure they bring their Kok to the GG... otherwise only Tok n Tok n Tok.....

I have coined a Phase since young "Common Sense Is Not Common" and to prove it here is my story.

A friend of mine was working in the Middle East and went on a day trip to the desert. One of their 4wd had a puncture and my friend was tasked to change it. Being a smart Malaysia he went straight to the boot and out came the car jack. Everyone laughed but my friend didn't take notice. A short while later he found out why all his friends laughed.... Do you know why?...

Can you think of instances that support this phase?... Please share your experience/s.

[Redstorm]

You better make sure they bring their Kok to the GG... otherwise only Tok n Tok n Tok.....

I have coined a Phase since young "Common Sense Is Not Common" and to prove it here is my story.

A friend of mine was working in the Middle East and went on a day trip to the desert. One of their 4wd had a puncture and my friend was tasked to change it. Being a smart Malaysia he went straight to the boot and out came the car jack. Everyone laughed but my friend didn't take notice. A short while later he found out why all his friends laughed.... Do you know why?...

Can you think of instances that support this phase?... Please share your experience/s.

Alamak, how to use the car jack on sand? Bound to sink into it. Cock fellow.

[moeyhc]

You nail it brother storm. But to a smart Malaysian he has to learn the trick to change a tire in the sand. Two ways, use a platform under the jack or dig a hole to free the puncture tire.

So, to a Middle eastern man this is common sense, to a Malaysian it's a Learning Experience...

I watch a show on Discovery Travel and saw Anthony Bordain (the New York Chef) chopped a Durian into two half with a chopper to get inside.... will you do it this way?

[SOSweet]

You better make sure they bring their Kok to the GG... otherwise only Tok n Tok n Tok.....

You mean this one :

[Redstorm]

You nail it brother storm. But to a smart Malaysian he has to learn the trick to change a tire in the sand. Two ways, use a platform under the jack or dig a hole to free the puncture tire.

So, to a Middle eastern man this is common sense, to a Malaysian it's a Learning Experience...

I watch a show on Discovery Travel and saw Anthony Bordain (the New York Chef) chopped a Durian into two half with a chopper to get inside.... will you do it this way?

Actually, I have alot of respect for this Anthony Bordain. At least he dares to try any kind of food offered to him from the most exotic food to raw seal innards offered by the Eskimo. Can't blame him for not knowing the right method to open the durian as many ang mohs have never seen or heard about it; let alone know the correct method of opening one. I watched a documentary by another botak ang moh who claimed that he eats any kind of food and boasted that no type of food will put him off. And, he happened to be in Penang and visited a durian plantation where the owner offered him some durians. He couldn't stand the smell and beat a hasty retreat. He met his match and what an empty boast.